It's all right. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Like hell it is!

People say a lot of things…

Happy New Year everyone! So with the New Year I am realizing many things. And maybe, just maybe I made some resolutions that are worth starting January 1^st rather than February 5^th. Which is the normal time I make resolutions. So without further ado…

Go to the gym 5 days a week. I’m already doing this. I just need it in writing. Documentation you know?

Get down to my goal weight. In 4 weeks I am 13.7 pounds down. Fuck yeah. Get at me. Again documentation.

Stay single for an entire year. Yes now I know that everyone is shaking his or her heads and face palming right now but I mean it. I don’t mean shut out men and hate them everyday of my life. Heck no. I mean really learn to enjoy myself for as long as I can. Go to the movies by myself. Just be in charge of what makes me happy. And I think in my mind I have made this promise before, but really I was just trying to trick the universe to send a boy my way. (you know that whole it will happen when you aren’t looking bullshit that everyone tells you to make you stop crying and put the cupcake down). Listen, I am 23 years old. I’ve got my whole life ahead of me. I can’t worry about the other stuff.

Learn the difference between the advertisement and the product. I really believe people have the best intentions. I do. So when people say to me that they promise they are going to do something. I am satisfied. The word is good enough, but more often people will say what I want to hear in order to be under less scrutiny from me and then ultimately let me down. I’ve been buying into the advertisement, not the product. I’m gonna stop. Really actions speak louder than words and all that tick tick boom nonsense.

Get a normal people job. Not forever, just to say I did it.

Lets see how this works out.

Oh ps my show opened! Enjoy these gems!